Bertie Lou's Cafe Menu
Introducing Bertie Lou's Cafe, a quaint corner café in Sellwood, Portland, offering a delightful breakfast and brunch experience. With outstanding service and a captivating ambiance, this café is a true gem. Their menu features a variety of mouth-watering dishes, such as Larry's Sandwich and Oaks Bottom Omelet, all prepared with attention to detail and flavorful ingredients. Customers rave about the heavenly house potatoes, the cozy patio area perfect for enjoying a meal with your furry friend, and the quick service that ensures your food arrives promptly. Whether you're a fan of classic breakfast fare or looking for a unique twist on a dish, Bertie Lou's Cafe has something for everyone. Don't miss out on a visit to this hidden culinary treasure in Portland.
" Other Side" of Breakfast
Sellwood Breakfast
Really Good Eggs, Bacon or Sausage, Home Fries & Toast
The Italian
Eggs, Italian Sausage Patties, Home Fries & Toast ( Made by a Norwegian, so you know it's Authentic!!)
Cafe Breakfast
Still Really Good Eggs, Home Fries & Toast ( as CHEAP as it GETS)
The Great Pretender
Eggs, Veggie Sausage, Home Fries & Toast ( hey... don't ask me, I just cook what they want..)
Bertie Lou's Biscuits & Gravy
Portland's Best!!
Chicken Fried Steak & Eggs
Served with Eggs, Home Fries & Toast
The Works
Really Good Eggs, Home Fries, Bacon & Sausage, Biscuits & Gravy
The Waffle Breakfast Special
Waffle, Bacon or Sausage and of our better Eggs
Corned Beef Hash And Eggs
House Made Corned Beef and Home Fries with Eggs on top
Three Cheese Omelet
Cheddar, Pepper Jack, Swiss ( Bigger than a saddle bag and Cheesier than a Christian Rock Song)
Veggie Scramble
Made with, but not limited to, any one, some or all of the following: Mushrooms, Zucchini, Spinach, Tomato, Peppers, Onions & Swiss
Oaks Bottom Omelet
Bacon, Green Onion, Garlic, Tomato, Black Pepper and Hollandaise
The Santa Fe Omelet
Chicken Sausage, Pepper Jack, Salsa & Guacamole
Greek Scramble
Tomato, Green Onion, Spinach, Feta & Olives
Hog Wild Omelet
Sausage, Bacon, Ham, Green Peppers, Onions, Mushrooms, Garlic, Cheddar Cheese, Topped with Bertie Lou's Gravy ( The name says it all... this thing is obscene)
Chevre Royal Omelet
Bacon, Tomato, Avocado & Goat Cheese ( There will be a $ upcharge if you act like Royalty when ordering this)
"Magic Mike" Omelet
Tomato, Onion, Spicy Chicken Sausage, Cheddar, Pepper Jack and Swiss
Omelet's and Scrambles: All Served with Home Fries and Toast
More Breakfast Goodies
Larry's Sandwich
Eggs Scrambled, Pepper Jack, Ham or Bacon. Served on a Grilled Croissant or English Muffin with Home Fries ( Named after Larry... Who ever he was?...)
The Bertie Cristo
Spicy Chicken Sausage & Pepper Jack between layers of French Toast ( Monte Cristo's Red Neck Cousin)
Breakfast Burrito
Scrambled Eggs, Sausage, Bacon, Tomato, Onions, Peppers, Garlic, Pepper Jack & Cheddar. Served in a grilled Tortilla with Salsa, Guacamole & Sour Cream ( This thing is HUGE!!)
House Potatoes
Fried Potatoes, Peppers, Onions, Mushrooms, Zucchini, Tomatoes, Garlic, Sauteed on a bed of Spinach
Croissant French Toast
Cinnamon Roll French Toast
House Made Cinnamon Roll sliced into pieces, then battered and grilled ( Call a Dentist before you order this one)
Plain Waffle
Fruit Waffle
Eggs Benedict
Lean Pit Ham, Poached Eggs, Hollandaise, Served on an English Muffin ( As simple as it gets)
Reverend Mike
Corned Beef, Poached Eggs, Dijon Mustard Hollandaise, Served on an English Muffin ( Bless you my Child)
Croissant Florentine
Spinach, Poached Eggs, Hollandaise ( We import our Spinach daily from Florence)
The Terry
Lean Pit Ham, Spinach, Poached Eggs, Served on a Croissant ( Thanks Terry)
Ranch Biscuit Benedict
Grilled Biscuit, Bacon, Poached Eggs, Topped with Gravy (a favorite of mothers, lovers, thieves...and Jason)
The Bookman
A plate with Eggs Benedict on one side, / order of Biscuits and Gravy on the other side ( NO HOME FRIES, but who needs them with this final evolution of breakfast
Polenta Benedict
Grilled Polenta, Tomato, Poached Eggs & Basil Pesto Hollandaise ( add Bacon for $.)
Benedict: Served with Home Fries
Bertie Lou's Burger Served with Side
Bertie Lou's Burger
This is your Classic, Old School, Flat Top Burger Served with Lettuce, Tomato, Onion, Pickles and your choice of Mayo: Plain, Basil Pesto, or Dijon Mustard
Extras On Top
( Add as many as you want. We don't care!) Cheddar...Pepper Jack...Swiss... Caramelized Onions...Fried Egg... Avocado...Kraut...Slaw... Sauteed Mushrooms...Sweet Relish...Other stuff we have lying around, Just Ask
Xtra Patty/ Bacon/ Ham/ Sausage
Add one or more to any Burger. As many as you want...We don't judge...until you're out of earshot!
BAST Sandwich
Bacon, Avocado, Spinach and Tomato Sandwich Your choice of Sourdough or Whole Wheat Bread
Three Cheese Grilled Cheese Sandwich
Cheddar, Swiss, Pepperjack on Sourdough or Whole Wheat Bread ( add Ham ,Grilled Onion or Tomato $.)
Rueben On Rye
Made with our House Made Pulled Corned Beef, Dressed with your choice of Thousand Island, Mustard or Both!
Patty Melt
Traditional Diner Classic, Smashed Burger w/ Caramelized Onions, Mayo & Swiss
Tuna Melt
Your choice of Sourdough or Wheat, Topped with your Favorite Cheese
Turkey Melt
Your choice of Sourdough or Wheat, Basil Pesto Mayo & your Favorite Cheese
Classic Cold Tuna
( Boring!!!) Served on a Croissant with Lettuce & Sliced Tomato
Turkey B.A.S.T
New Version of an Old Favorite. Choice of Sourdough or Wheat
Spinach Quesadilla
Cheddar and Pepper Jack Cheese, Spinach, Tomato & Green Onion Served with Guacamole, Salsa & Sour Cream ( add Spicy Chicken Sausage $.)
Sandwiches Served with Side
Side Orders
Fries
Same Spices as the Morning, Different Shape
Side Salad
Greens, Carrot, Tomato, Red Onion. Your choice of Island, Balsamic, Ranch or Blue Cheese
